Marathon Viewing 2025's Christmas Films: The Good, The Bad and The So-Bad-It's-Good.
It is the season to lounge on the sofa and consume a tin of holiday pastries in front of a terrific flick, a awful feature, or one that’s awesomely awful.
This year, a batch of new Christmas films hopes to be part of our holiday traditions—perhaps even finding a spot alongside beloved favorites like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (we won’t debate it).
Thus, in a vital public service to sort the crackers from the turkeys, and to find the festive feeling, I binged as many new holiday releases as possible in a single day.
Early Morning: A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Kicking off, optimistically, on a good foot. This release is the only 2025 title on a well-known aggregator's list of the best 100 Christmas movies of all time.
The popular band find themselves stranded in the UK after wrapping up their international trek and must get home for Christmas. Their endeavors are thwarted by an evil Santa, who sings to announce they won’t get home until they “rediscover their brotherly magic.”
The banter between the arguing trio is enjoyable even for the uninitiated, while fans will certainly notice lots of easter eggs as they endeavor to get back using any means of transport necessary.
It’s private planes, trains and automobiles.
It’s not a timeless masterpiece, but is great for fans and a good start to the day.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their family members who will have to sit through it.
8.45am - Tinsel Town
Hollywood star Kiefer Sutherland appears as a celebrity cast a "panto".
“A what's a panto??” asks Sutherland’s “hard-to-work-with” and older star Brad Mack, who has hit a rough patch and whose representative has deceived him into thinking he’s appearing in high-class London stage.
His Aladdin co-stars let him know he’s playing Buttons. “No I'm not,” he protests. You can guess their reply. That is, unless you’re ignorant of traditional British theatre traditions.
There are some very funny lines, some heartwarming side stories, and the ensemble is cracking, too.
It’s the sort of feature that would be a bit naff at a different time, but is a lot of fun at Christmas.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
Mid-Morning: Christmas Karma
An actor shows up at the beginning of this film, too, delivering a signature line for the second film in a row. Might this become a new Christmas tradition?
This time, he’s a musical taxi operator who collects Mr Sood, the modern take on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by a star of Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by Bend It Like Beckham’s Gurinder Chadha. The familiar story develops as the miserly Mr Sood is haunted by the apparitions of Christmas past, present and future, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This South Asian reinterpretation is at least unique from all the others, but unfortunately he’s not very captivating and Nayyar’s performance is wooden—a major flaw when he’s so the focal point.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
12.04pm - Stuffed
Before lunch for a network's Christmas comedy-drama—which stars Guz Khan as a endearingly grumpy man who “avoids Christmas.”
But after he gets an £8,000 Christmas bonus at work, his wife (portrayed by Morgana Robinson) talks him into blowing the money on a family trip to Lapland.
There’s just one problem—he discovers there was an mix-up with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to devise a plan for how to return the excess.
Pleasant yet unmemorable.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
A Classy Netflix Romance
This is one of those holiday movies where the tree, fairy lights and snow are in the backdrop—Christmas is the setting of the film rather than its core purpose—but it feels cosy and festive all the same.
Driven corporate star Sydney (starring Minka Kelly) is dispatched to a country estate to secure an acquisition for a sparkling wine company. On the way, she meets a guy in a book store who vows to show her a festive Paris.
A commentator recently claimed this is the top new Christmas film of the last several seasons. That’s a bit of a overstatement, but it is a Christmas romance with a touch of class and gives the necessary heartwarming sensation.
The scene with a extended debate about Die Hard is notable too.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
A Charming Quest
Sixteen-year-old Chris, played by Lenny Rush, continues to believe in Father Christmas, despite the persuasion of his dad (starring James Buckley) to tell him otherwise.
The answer is out there, and Chris embarks on a quest to find it with the expert help of a team of well-known experts and celebrities.
It’s understated but charming, and perfect viewing while anticipating Santa to visit.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
4.39pm - Oh. What. Fun.
Michelle Pfeiffer is the mother of a dysfunctional American family who come back together for the holidays—including fellow acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer starts by mentioning Christmas classics like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before saying: “They need to make a movie about the real champions of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the concept, but in execution it’s really a combination of those aforementioned movies, at least until Pfeiffer’s character at last finds her strength.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
Evening: A Scottish Christmas Secret
The day’s waned in quality, but thankfully here’s a new entry in the saturated market of predictable, sentimental, cheesy—and utterly watchable—holiday fare.
It’s a tale as old as time: An American woman travels to a distant snowy land and ends up finding romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher